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Total Medals Earned: 62 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,265 Points

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points Level Up once.
Locked Medal Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Locked Medal Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Locked Medal Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
Locked Medal The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Locked Medal Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Medals Earned: 10/13 (110/155 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Locked Medal Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Locked Medal Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Kill Hansel
Locked Medal Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Locked Medal Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Trap the squirrel
Locked Medal The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Get all 10 stones
Locked Medal Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Locked Medal Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 11/18 (225/500 points)

Madness Accelerant

Locked Medal Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points Beat the game.
Locked Medal Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Locked Medal True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Locked Medal Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/18/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/18/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/18/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/18/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Locked Medal Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

Score!

Deaf Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... Unlocked 2/18/10
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova Unlocked 2/18/10
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! Unlocked 2/18/10
100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 7/18/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Locked Medal Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Locked Medal I am Illiterate 0 Points Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.
Locked Medal Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 7/18/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Locked Medal Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate Unlocked 7/18/09
0 Points Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Locked Medal Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Locked Medal Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Locked Medal Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Locked Medal Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Locked Medal Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Locked Medal Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Locked Medal Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Occasional Smoker Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
Locked Medal 2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Locked Medal Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Locked Medal Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
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Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/200 points)

William and Sly

Locked Medal Flight 5 Points Find the wings.
Locked Medal Weather Mage 5 Points Turn off the rain.
Locked Medal Dominus Lux 10 Points Slay five darklings.
Locked Medal Deviation 25 Points Unlock all boxes and switches.
Resolution Unlocked 7/17/09
25 Points Complete the game.
Locked Medal Sensitive Nose 50 Points Find all of the mushrooms.
Locked Medal Sly Fox 100 Points Earn more than 35,000 points.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/220 points)